“A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.”
Bill Watterson
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.”
“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
“- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”