“There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.”
Billy Joel
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
guitarsdepressions
“I really need a gin and tonic.”
Camilla Parker Bowles
“Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube.”
William Arthur Ward
“Adversity is, to me at least, a tonic and a bracer.”
Sir Walter Scott
