“I've greased my hair and I'm a little f*****g poet tonight, alright. I'm the little dark poet, that's who I am.”
Bill Hicks
“No pomade or bear grease, not even baptism, can grow back the foreskin of which we were robbed on the eighth day of life; those who, on the ninth day, do not bleed to death from this operation shall continue to bleed an entire lifetime, even after death.”
Greg Lemond
“Men are nicotine-soaked, beer-besmirched, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devils.”
Carry Nation
“Grease is the only cure for a hangover.”
Cameron Diaz
“Elbow grease is the best polish”
English Proverb
“Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”
Anthony Daniels
“Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!”
Davy Crockett
