“I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.”
Blink 182
“I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."”
Stephen Wright
“In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours.”
Willie Brown
“Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all ye that hope in the Lord (Psalms 31:24).”
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