“Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere.”
C.S. Lewis
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
Voltaire
“We [Americans] are the lavishest and showiest and most luxury-loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.”
Mark Twain
“There are many humorous things in the world, among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages”
“What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.”
Albert Einstein
“Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly -- a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects.”
“I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum”
George Bernard Shaw