“I only ever had one pair of Spandex trousers!”
Bruce Dickinson
“He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."”
Tommy Cooper
“Eating's going to be a whole new ball game. I may even have to buy a new pair of trousers.”
Lester Piggott
“I had a few pairs of Oscar Jacobsen trousers and all of them were a bit Rupert the Bear. Being Welsh I wore a red pair on the last day, and I was going to wear a white shirt, but it had a mark on it, so I wore blue. I knew it didn't go with the green jacket but I didn't care a crap.”
Ian Woosnam
“Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.”
Clive James
“You should never have your best trousers on when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.”
Henrik Ibsen
“I grow old . . . I grow old . . . / I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.”
T.S. Eliot
