“Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Deliver me from Swedish furniture.Deliver me from clever art......May I never be complete.May I never be content.May I never be perfect.”
“What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room.”
Lisa Alther
“You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.”
“Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.”
Mario Buatta
“No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.”
Fran Lebowitz
“Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.”
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
