“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“It helps close the loop and support recycling locally to be making stuff out of recycled products.”
Carly Wier
“We tested a demonstration device in an office building and at a recycling centre. We used an employee smoking room for the office demonstration, and the recycling centre had a lot of dust and activity. Both were ideal locations to generate false alarms, but the IMOS worked perfectly.”
Florence Daniault
“What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.”
“One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or "fat recycling" wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips; people will then be literally kissing ass.”
Dave Barry
“Just by being out you're doing your part. It's like recycling. You're doing your part for the environment if you recycle; you're doing your part for the gay movement if you're out.”
Martina Navratilova
“You can recycle a used detergent bottle into a bird feeder, ... But at the end of the day, it is still just a detergent bottle hanging from your tree. And so even thought you've recycled it, it's not beautiful.”
Danny Seo
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