“maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet”
Chuck Palahniuk
“"...I know it's hard when you're up to your armpits in alligators to remember you came here to drain the swamp. (February 10, 1982)”
Ronald Reagan
“Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.”
Dan Rather
“Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river”
Cordell Hull
“No call alligator long mouth till you pass him”
Jamaican Proverb
“It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet; cars that I just parked, and the dust would just build up on them.”
Washington Irving
“Don't call the alligator big mouth till you have crossed the river”
Belizean Proverb