“It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“You drink the syrup, I just cough. my intelligence is humble, your stupidity is a show off.”
Husam daoud
“I told a different disgusting joke with the same setup and a different punch line, ... I'm hoping that's in the DVD.”
Harry Shearer
“I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?”
Monty Python
“They're very athletic, have a big (offensive line) and run the ball very well. We know they come and punch you in the face and play physical. We're not playing with pansies. These guys come to play you.”
Tom Sawyer
“You'd get punched in the face. Everybody in the room gets to punch you in the face. ... It just doesn't happen. It is not something that happens in this building.”
Tom Rossley
“We haven't seen their best punch. Not even close. But they haven't seen our best, either.”
Chauncey Billups