“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
Dan Castellaneta
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world”
Kaiser Wilhelm
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' ”
Jack Handey
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris
“I heard a few people gasp. Then, Tom had this funny conversation with the beer like it was a breakup with an old girlfriend. It had the crowd just howling.”
Marty Jones
“I saw an ad in a Mother Earth News magazine that explained how to make beer. The very first batch I produced turned out really good, so I figured I had a knack for it.”
Eric Buehner
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