“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
Dan Castellaneta
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs”
Dwight David Eisenhower
“Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, Than the foam at the top of the stein”
Anonymous Toast
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' ”
Jack Handey
“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
Plato
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world”
Kaiser Wilhelm
