“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”
Dan Castellaneta
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
Homer Simpson
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“The males somehow cue in to the cascade of hormonal changes going on in their pregnant mates.”
Toni Ziegler
“I got the ?how does your pregnant wife feel about all this?? question.”
Brad Piffath
“Everyone looks at pregnant bellies. Why not let them see something you want them to see?”
Heather Williams
“Not yet. We will have to wait for a few months to see if Betsy is pregnant.”
Cinnamon Williams
