“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.”
Dan Castellaneta
“No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility”
Simone de Beauvoir
“I grew up with a lot of boys. I probably have a lot of testosterone for a woman.”
Cameron Diaz
“Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.”
Will Rogers
“There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure”
Mark Twain
“The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep”
Wilson Mizner
“Whatever good there is in small boys is usually based upon their admiration for girls of their own age”
Arthur Brisbane