“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!”
Dan Castellaneta
“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
Mitch Ratcliffe
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy
“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
Linus Torvalds
“They have the Internet on computers, now?”
Homer Simpson
