“Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...”
Dan Castellaneta
“Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.”
Homer Simpson
“People become stingy as they grow old.”
Sunny Kinger
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
