“Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV”
Dan Castellaneta
“I have an Alka Seltzer bat. You know, plop plop fizz fizz. When the pitcher sees me walking up there they say, 'Oh what a relief it is.'”
Andy Van Slyke
“The rule on tailgating here: There are no rules, so plop your canopy down, set up your lawn chairs, fire up the grill and party,”
Dave Hollingsworth
“Too often we ask God to throw off our chains while he looks back with a smiling chuckle of love telling us to just let go so we don't fly away with them when he does.”
Joey Talladino
“Her front wasn't the best; she struggled off the tee. But when she made the turn, she really turned it on. She wanted to go to state really, really bad, and she knew a 52 wouldn't do it.”
Tanya Niedbalski
“You don't raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons, they'll turn out to be heroes, even if it's just in your own eyes.”
Walter M. Schirra Sr.
“Bloody Christmas, here again, Let us raise a loving cup, Peace on earth, goodwill to men, And make them do the washing up”
Wendy Cope
