“Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.”
Dan Castellaneta
“It didn't hold. There isn't a door, and they've got measly sandbags they're putting in to compensate.”
Robert Bea
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
Miss Piggy
“If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw.”
W. C. Fields
“I had a little 6-year-old girl come up and dump her piggy bank in my boot so I was, I had tears in my eyes.”
Steve Surace
“Piggy is certainly hard, but that's just part of the job. I don't even think about it. She's also hard because I have to reach down into the feminine part of myself and bring that up. It's not just the surface with her. There are a lot of neuroses in her. So I have to come from a different place with Piggy.”
Frank Oz
“I recall fondly, as a kid, ... when my dad would hyperextend my big toe playing the 'This Little Piggy Went to Market' game. I don't recall it hurting, and I'm pretty sure I didn't miss a football game, or a game of 'Kick the Can,' for that matter, because of it.”
Jeff Fisher
