“Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.”
Dave Barry
“You don't have to be a computer expert. You don't have to be a geek at all to do it.”
Andy Shaw
“He always seemed to be an expert in anything and everything I needed to know. He was very knowledgeable culturally, just so aware, he knew about all the arts and introduced me to the arts.”
Diane Jacobowitz
“There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.”
Mark Twain
“Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts”
Richard Feynman
““Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn’t see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving an order. Apollo was telling them to be brave. Athena was telling them to fall in love. Now people hear a commercial for sour cream potato chips and rush out to buy, but now they call this free will. At least the ancient Greeks were being honest.””
Chuck Palahniuk
“Experts should be on tap but never on top.”
Winston Churchill