“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry
“History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.”
George Bernard Shaw
“In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to invent”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“This is the latest invention that you have invented,”
Christian Vieri
“The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish”
Evelyn Waugh
“We are not re-inventing anything that has already been invented.”
Mary Robinson