“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”
Dave Barry
“Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else -- and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?”
Djuna Barnes
“A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.”
Morey Amsterdam
“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter”
Jewish Proverb
“I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass”
Phyllis Diller
“When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.”
Andy Rooney
“I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.”
Oscar Wilde
