“My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.”
Dave Barry
“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
Woody Allen
“Poets do not go mad, but chess players do.”
G. K. Chesterton
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
Emo Philips
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.”
Terry Pratchett
“In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate”
Isaac Asimov
“Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.”
Richard Dawkins
