“The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.”
Dave Barry
“A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.”
Frank A. Clark
“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.”
Jean Kerr
“[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing”
Kin Hubbard
“I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.”
Damon Runyon
“Hey, my baby fetches me beers, and she's only 4 months old!... yeah, I'm a proud Dad!”
James Hetfield
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