“The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.”
Dave Barry
“A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men”
Martin Fraquhar Tupper
“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.”
Jean Kerr
“Birth is not only about making babies. Birth is about making mothers ~ strong, competent, capable mothers who trust themselves and know their inner strength.”
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Barbara Katz Rothman
“It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.”
Terri Guillemets
“A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.”
Frank A. Clark
“Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.”
Jerry Seinfeld