“I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.”
Dave Barry
“When you back off, it's easier to do mistakes. For me it's better to ski fast.”
Bode Miller
“If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.”
Eddie Izzard
“It's way beautiful. Mountains, eight rivers within five minutes of my house, six ski resorts, a lake, everything you might want to do with outdoor water sports and a desert to shoot guns and ride bikes. There's not a lot of support for rock'n'roll but it's getting better.”
Bert McCracken
“I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.”
Nick Faldo
“Just be careful, ... If you feel like you need to, wave to the lifeguards on the Jet Skis and they'll come get you.”
Chris Wood
“We can't control what the ratings will be. It's like, if you're going to go skiing, do you hope you'll have a good day of skiing? Yes. Do you hope you won't break your leg? Yes.”
David Hyde Pierce
