“Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate”
Dave Barry
“Corporations are social organizations, the theater in which men and women realize or fail to realize purposeful and productive lives.”
Lester Bangs
“When thieves steal information from corporations, they rob enterprises of valuable assets: business intelligence, brand equity and self-determination over IT investments. These assets have a quantifiable monetary value and are vital for sustaining a competitive advantage.”
Alan Fudge
“In the still of the night I can hear my thoughts and dance into obscurity”
Kevin Sparks
“As a founding member of our organization, Don's focus on our corporate culture has assisted WestJet in becoming a leader in our industry. ... His new role in this important aspect of our organization will set the stage for continued success.”
Clive Beddoe
“There is zero chance any member of the Fortune 100 would ever pay corporate taxes ahead of time. Corporations do not have the slightest interest in paying corporate taxes early. They're not going to volunteer money to the government.”
Clint Stretch
“This time of year, corporate use of jets tapers off because there aren't board meetings or conventions. You get a mix of very wealthy individuals - people who owned a bunch of companies or however they get to be super-rich. If you have the money and time is an issue, there's no other way to get there.”
Craig Foster
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