“For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.”
Dave Barry
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mark Twain
“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.”
Hank Aaron
“Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.”
Jimmy DeMaret
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
A. A. Milne
“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
“It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get”
Arnold Palmer
