“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
Dave Barry
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
A. A. Milne
“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.”
Winston Churchill
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mark Twain
“Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.”
George Bernard Shaw
“There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.”
Lee Trevino
“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
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