“One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or "fat recycling" wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips; people will then be literally kissing ass.”
Dave Barry
“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.”
“Just by being out you're doing your part. It's like recycling. You're doing your part for the environment if you recycle; you're doing your part for the gay movement if you're out.”
Martina Navratilova
“I think reincarnation is possible. Hopefully, we all get recycled.”
Christina Ricci
“You can recycle a used detergent bottle into a bird feeder, ... But at the end of the day, it is still just a detergent bottle hanging from your tree. And so even thought you've recycled it, it's not beautiful.”
Danny Seo
“Recycling plastic bags is an environmental stewardship that we wholeheartedly support, ... We know consumers and markets prefer them over other types of bags, and we should all share the responsibility for ensuring that they are disposed of properly.”
San Antonio
