“Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark”
Dave Barry
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
Eddie Izzard
“I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.”
Rod Schmidt
“I don't care what color his socks are, or what color sheets he sleeps between. Christopher Meyer ... has broken some of the absolutely first rules of confidence a senior public servant has.”
Denis MacShane
“It's actually just a sock. We all have spare socks lying around the house and you just stuff the sock. We just stuffed this one with paper towels. Fold the top down to make a little hat.”
Missy Stover
“When a reporter better tell you what color the corpse' s socks were.”
Phil Rogers
“If I were a jogger or runner looking for a pair of socks, I would not want a sock that was overall cotton. I'd look for a pair that had different compositions of materials in different parts of the sock.”
Lisa Huhman
