“USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean 'idiot.'”
Dave Barry
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
“I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.”
Billie Joe Armstrong
“Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.”
Kevin Bacon
“Everybody's professional. Nobody's an idiot. Nobody's a jerk. We all know each other. So it's not like we see each other in the city and we run over and bust the window out of their car with a baseball bat or nothing. We're all friends.”
Michael Strahan
“When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.”
Joan Van Ark
“Yeah, it was a little slick. But some of these guys when they put helmets on turn into idiots, too.”
Timothy Peters
