“possibly the most shameful situation that I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things in my life.”
David Letterman
“Always Be Ready For Anything that Comes: Bananas, Chips, College, an Opportunity, so when it does you are prepared... duh?”
DANIEL OJEDA
“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.”
Edward Abbey
“I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.”
Sophia Loren
“It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.”
Marilyn Monroe
“No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.”
Nancy Cartwright
“Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at”
Solomon Short