“Dick Cheney is one of the most skilled shots I know, and they'll make fun of it forever.”
Alan K. Simpson
“At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.”
Jay Leno
“If Americans believed in this Bible's hell, they would have hung George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for war crimes instead of re-electing them.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'”
Jon Stewart
“Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work.”
George W. Bush
“I hope one day I can clone another Dick Cheney. Then I won't have to do anything.”
George Bush
“I'm just so looking forward to seeing Dick Cheney because it's like the sighting of a rare white elk when he shows up. And I don't even think it's Dick Cheney anymore. We see him so rarely ... that I think he may be my old shop teacher.”
Lewis Black
