“When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.”
Dorothy Parker
“There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto”
Phyllis Diller
“Nutrition is like a bank account. If you take in more money than you spend, your bank account will grow. If you take in more calories than you use, your waist will expand. If you deficit eat, your waste line will shrink.”
Jim Davis
“I have no income coming in, my bank account is nearly empty and I can't access the money that I have. My credit cards are maxed out and I need help. I hate to do this, but I don't have a choice.”
Jerry Roberts
“From May to November 2000 large amounts of money was paid into this Dresdner Bank account on a periodic basis,”
Kay Nehm
“Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name”
Woody Allen
“A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.”
Forest E. Witcraft