“[Someone is groaning in the restroom stall]Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby?”
Dr. Gregory House
“Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.”
Marlo Thomas
“It's plain and simple. You wash your hands when you're done using the restroom. Why would you not wash down the urinal?”
David Otterstein
“I was going to get up and go to restroom and heard shots and woke up and looked out the window and didn't see anything.”
Nancy Hernandez
“Then (she was) dragged into a boy's restroom by a 15-year-old male student and allegedly was sexually assaulted,”
Ann Simpson
“I just had a baby. I was only six months pregnant and I went to the restroom and the baby is in the toilet.”
Salina Newman
“You no longer have to miss the action because you ran to the restroom.”
Chris Shipley