“[To the team after shutting blinds to avoid seeing Stacy Warner] What? Mommy and Daddy are having a little fight. It doesn't mean we stop loving you. Now, go outside and play. Get Daddy some smokes and an arterial blood gas test.”
Dr. Gregory House
“I am so ready to be a Mommy. I can't wait! I notice every little baby dress, every little baby toy, every little baby thing.”
Halle Berry
“While they stood, the Mommy said if you ever want to be the first person to board an airplane and if you want to travel with your pet, you can do both, easy. The airlines have to let crazy people carry their animals on their laps. The government says so.This is more important information to live by.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?”
Howard Cosell
“Well that's a nice thing, ... Mom, I'm making millions now. I got you a new dryer.'”
Jay Leno
“When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also. I just really didn't understand why he wasn't returning my phone calls, or why I couldn't see him whenever I wanted to. That was the most hurtful thing to me.”
Nicole Richie
“My mom and dad just loved the fact that I fooled around. They just embraced it. They'd always kind of enjoy it, and they liked it when I made them laugh.”
Dominic Monaghan
