“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
Douglas Adams
“The question hat drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?”
Albert Einstein
“I am not a man of politics, but a man of many ideas worth putting forth.”
Jacob K. Adams
“If you go through life angry you will end up with nothing but you and your anger.”
Kenneth waters Jr
“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”
“This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”