“I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.”
Dylan Moran
“I talked about it all winter and spring and feel the Central Division is one of the best divisions in baseball. There are a lot of good young players and proven veteran players in this division and when you put that together you got some competitive ball clubs.”
Eric Wedge
“The AOL division actually came in worse than expected.”
Fred Moran
“You're paired with a pro, but it's two different divisions, ... There's a pro division and an amateur division. You're just on the pro's boat.”
Andy Dick
“It's very sad to think last year you won the division, and this year you finish third or fourth.”
Odalis Perez
“We were picked to finish fourth last year. Everybody in here believes we can compete. You can't win the division by looking forward to the end of the year or the next game. You just have to play hard and concentrate on each game.”
Aaron Rowand
“The Pope? How many divisions has he got?”
Joseph Stalin
