“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””
Eddie Izzard
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“You can say any foolish thing to do to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'”
Dave Berry
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
Josh Billings
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives”
Sue Murphy
