“And you don’t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, “Hey! Oh, you’re new here, aren’t you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee… You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cup!”Beekeepers can’t do that! 2,000 bees… (buzzing sounds) “Hello, there, you in the street! You’re new, aren’t you?”(scared) “Huh?”“Do you want a cup of coffee? It’s no problem! (buzzing continues) No real problem…”“I don’t want a cup of coffee from you! You’re covered in bees!”“I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees! Now back off, back off!” (screams)They’re always just behind you… or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and they’re in a van with a lot of bees following, “Faster! Faster! (buzzing sounds) Faster! Put your foot down!”(sighs) Yes…”
Eddie Izzard
“People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name.”
Dylan Moran
“Every Sunday night I have a Cinderella moment when the clock strikes 12 and I have to go back to slavery..”
Tanya Hubrack
“Office romance is inevitable at many companies when unmarried people work closely together. But colleagues who are dating should find out what their company's policies and restrictions are on workplace romance so they can avoid improper or embarrassing consequences.”
Tony Lee
“No one grows up saying 'I hope I work in an office one day?' And that fascinated me. People from 16 to 65 are just thrown together and that is a tantalizing mix,”
Ricky Gervais
“Since the day he came into office, President Bush has worked to gut more than 34 years of hard work by weakening many of our Nation's standing environmental laws, some of which were signed into law by his father.”
James Jeffords
“We've got all nonessential office personnel, people who normally work the desks, out working traffic accidents.”
Wendell Brown
