“Excuse me, do you have a pencil?”
Eddie Izzard
“A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.”
Joyce A. Myers
“Somebody was using the pencil.”
Dorothy Parker
“A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead”
Stan Laurel
“Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!”
Ogden Nash
“To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it”
Josh Jenkins
“Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field.”
Dwight David Eisenhower
