“We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in.
- I claim India for Britain!
- You can't claim us, we live here! 500 million of us!
- Do you have a flag?
- We don't need a bloody flag! It's our country, you bastards!
- No flag, no country, you can't have one! That's the rules that I've just made up, and I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the National Rifle Association.”