“A gentleman with a pug nose is a contradiction in terms.”
Edgar Allan Poe
“Three nuns are skinny-dipping on Lake Travis. And a very cute pug dog floats out on a door and bites them and turns them into zombies.”
Dan Eggleston
“I've noticed if you're a pug owner, you're pug-crazy.”
Crystal Key
“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Do I contradict myself? Very well thenI contradict myselfI am large, I contain multitudes.”
Walt Whitman
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms”
Jim Davis
“I've always regretted that I'm made of contradictions. But, if contradiction is impossible to overcome, we have to accept both its ends.”
Czeslaw Milosz