“A gentleman with a pug nose is a contradiction in terms.”
Edgar Allan Poe
“Three nuns are skinny-dipping on Lake Travis. And a very cute pug dog floats out on a door and bites them and turns them into zombies.”
Dan Eggleston
“I've noticed if you're a pug owner, you're pug-crazy.”
Crystal Key
“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms”
Jim Davis
“I've always regretted that I'm made of contradictions. But, if contradiction is impossible to overcome, we have to accept both its ends.”
Czeslaw Milosz
“You're the unfortunate contradiction in terms -- a serious good person.”
Wendy Wasserstein