“A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife”
Edgar Watson Howe
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person”
Mignon McLaughlin
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
Judy Garland
“A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.”
Nanette Newman
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
Oscar Wilde
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
Joseph Barth
