“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
Erma Bombeck
“Our shelters are always putting out calls for sheets and towels.”
Georgine Getty
“If I'm still here in this locker room, it's fine with me. I'll wash the towels, I don't care. I'm at that point now. No more [Triple-A] Charlotte for me, please.”
Brandon McCarthy
“Go, and never darken my towels again.”
Groucho Marx
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
Yogi Berra
“The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.”
Joseph Smith
“"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" {while speaking on the phone}”
Homer Simpson
