“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
Erma Bombeck
“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
Phyllis Diller
“Housework can kill you if done right”
“Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.”
“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
“The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't”
Penny Kome
