“Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.”
Erma Bombeck
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
“Housework can kill you if done right”
“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
Phyllis Diller
“The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't”
Penny Kome
“My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it”
Dottie Archibald
