“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
Anonymous Toast
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
Mark Twain
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra
