“You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet”
Alan King
“Pleasant memories was my receipt for a good time well spent.”
wyatt frazier
“Chemistry makes me hate myself. I think there is something wrong in letting a child live fourteen or fifteen years believing that everything is so easy and that she'll never really have to try at anything 'cause she's so naturally talented.”
Zoe Trope
“And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan: / And Enos lived after he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters: / And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died.”
Bible
“After fifteen minutes nobody looks at a rainbow”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“Old is always fifteen years from now.”
Bill Cosby
“The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.”
Lenny Bruce
