“God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment -- but many other things ceased as well!”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired”
Mark Twain
“The beauty of women is the root of all evil, it makes men lose their minds”
Jesus Barraza
“Man compared to nature is a woman.”
George Otero
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
“A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.”
“Against boredom the gods themselves fight in vain.”