“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded”
George Orwell
“New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.”
George Bernard Shaw
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
Will Rogers
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Will Smith
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.”
Robert Frost
“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
Stephen Wright