“Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable, that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in”
Mark Twain
“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
“There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought --a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!”
“If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go”
“The love of heaven makes one heavenly.”
William Shakespeare
“My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.”
Oprah Winfrey
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